Tuesday May 5 @ 09:36pmI LITERALLY DO 8 SECONDS OF WORK THEN REWARD MYSELF WITH 40 MINUTES OF TUMBLR LIKE CAN I STOP DOING THAT
Tuesday May 5 @ 09:36pmmy computer screen is brighter than my future
Tuesday May 5 @ 09:35pmhow do i make friends
add two cups of chopped lettuce

Tuesday May 5 @ 09:34pmeveryone gave Justin a standing ovation when he won except for that little circle around Selena what a queen
Tuesday May 5 @ 09:34pmshe wears short skirts
im horse_ebooks
shes cheer captain
Sticker Sticker Sticker Sticker Yes No Yes No Yes No Yea Yea Registration Yes Yea & sticker Only one contractor bid Quality control problem

Tuesday May 5 @ 09:34pmI THOUGHT IT WAS A GIANT BIRD AND I WAS REALLY CONFUSED
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Tuesday May 5 @ 09:34pmyo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger

Tuesday May 5 @ 09:34pmWhen I first moved to Canada, I showed up to a party and started putting my beer in the fridge. The entire kitchen stopped to stare in wonder and disbelief until someone yelled out ‘don’t fucking waste pizza space. This whole country is a f*ckin icebox’








